Livin' the Dreem

Harry Hill’s unexpurgated diary of his year promises to do for the celebrity memoir what the Hadron Collider has done for particle acceleration.

Think Samuel Pepys meets Katie Price on a bouncy castle.

This frank and sometimes controversial diary details one hectic year in the eye of the showbiz storm, cut with a heavy mix of the day-to-day goings on in Bexhill, where Harry lives at home with his mother, occasional Filipino fiancée Lay Dee and a dog who has a job at the airport.

Follow Harry as he is passed over for Rear of the Year yet again, his attempt to become a judge on X Factor and his efforts to meet the Welsh chanteuse Duffy at Warwick Avenue. Read of his tearful collapse at the hands of Piers Morgan, his ongoing feud with Dominic the manager of Londis and the mysterious disappearance of a tin-frog jazz band that leads Harry to Terry Wogan's subterranean lair.

Revealed - what really went on in 10 Downing Street when Nick and Dave took over, and the disastrous town planning decision that turns Bexhill's Art Deco landmark into a dog food factory!

Read too of Harry's dog's ongoing battle with the bottle, and how he is sacked from the sniffer staff at Gatwick Airport due to sexual harassment - and why, as part of a new reality TV show, Sylvester Stallone's mum is fed on food regurgitated by a chiff chaff. Learn how Harry's nan gets on in her holiday home in Iraq, her affair with the milkman and her subsequent struggle to have fun whilst living on a curfew. And gasp at his mum's brief fling with President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe.

All this, plus a detailed account of all the floppy collared loon's dinners.